never take your elephant to school

Never take your elephant to school.If you do,don't let him know were you are.If he does he'll want to come in.when he wants to be called on he'll wave his ears up and down.When your in a spelling bee you'll win because elephants never forget.When a bully is coming around the corner your elephant will be hiding around the corner ready get him.When he does he'll hang him upside down and the children will laugh like crazy.Don't let him go to the gym and let him climb the rope.Take him to the circus instead.